Punch

One thing I see quite a bit anymore while surfing on the internet are dumbasses who always have to put the comment "First" in whenever possible. Go to Digg or any blog regularly and 9 times out of 10 you will see the first comment inevitably contain this one word. These people are idiots that need to get punched in the back of the head. It's the equivalent of saying something like "that's what she said" (in a non-ironic way mind you). Do these people think they're witty? They're just doing something that a million people have done before and it wasn't even funny then. Matter of fact it has NEVER been funny or witty. So I guess if you take one thing from this I guess it should be that if you can't think of anything better than "First" for a comment then you probably shouldn't comment ... or procreate ... or breathe. That's all.